- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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