What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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