Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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Your Mother

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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Butt poop.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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