Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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?J?o?k?e?

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Your Mom!!!

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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