Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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He walked in a bar

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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E= McVagina

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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