I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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You

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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