- Anti Joke

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

dick dick dick... frogs

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Your all fags

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.