a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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