How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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Michel Moor on a die...

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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