- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.