Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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Do u take sugar?

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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r u smart..... or ur black

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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Anyone??????????/

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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Jackass! I was one of the central leaders of the fucking "old" underworld network, while you just scraped together whoever was left when the shit hit the ceiling and called it all yours! And stop trying to flatter yourself, your methods are an insult to everyone that knows what methods you are using, and probably every fucking else, charm is one thing, acting like a total queerfag is another. Lets see what the money you claim I will be receiving will do for me, as your goddamn "experts" "followers" are the ones that sliced my fucking eyeball almost in half, and if you had no idea, eyes are pretty much like fucking raw egg inside, so its not much to do about it. Listen, I know your fucking "order", its not Scientology, and its not FUCKING NERONISM! IF YOU ARE GOING TO CALL IT FOR WHAT IT IS YOU DO THAT! MY NAME IS NERO, ITS NOT AN ALIAS, ITS NOT A NICKNAME NOR SOME FUCKING "CYBER IDENTITY" So you better make sure that money arrives soon enough, or I will reveal the name of your "order", the locations and whatever members I know to the public, and you know I do not fucking mean those worthless queers you sent or did not send to harass me. And you know I do not mean here on fucking horsehead network, Ill start a fucking torrent on the piratebay, and share every fucking secret left, and you can bet there will be nowhere for your "high and mighty" ass to hide. Listen, My name is Nero, your name is "Axel Knight" (Or so you claim, if I where you, I would be hiding in shame too!) SO HOW THE HELL DOES IT MAKE ANY SENSE THAT YOUR "ORDER" IS SUPPOSEDLY CALLED THE ORDER OF NERO?

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