- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

womens rights.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

knock knock

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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