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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

You see how lame this is?

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

You see how lame this is?

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

You see how lame this is?

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

Anti Joke

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The Anti Joke Book

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Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks