What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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