No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL -LOL GUY

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Brad Fuller!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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