roses are red violets should be purple

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

The Pittsburgh Pirates

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

bees knees

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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