Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

whats white and looks like paper paper

all jokes aside...

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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