Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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Choir.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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