What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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The EPA.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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My friend harris is fat.

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Xzibit

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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