Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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