- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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