- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

Xzibit

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

The Game.

knock, knock whos there child molestor

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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