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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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