- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

The jets are a good team..

Vagina cream... end of story

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

How do you make a car? You build it.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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