- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

get in the car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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