- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

People Order Our Patties

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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