What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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u suck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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My life :(

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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