- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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