- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

I'm hungry.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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