i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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this is not a drill.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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Please? No.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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What's circular and round A circle

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Anti Joke

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