neil likes pube toast

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

josh roberts got the d in geog

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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