What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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Lil Wayne

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I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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Penis.

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Dumb

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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