- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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