What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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hot diggity dog

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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