Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

soccer

brock has small hands for a small job

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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