Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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