- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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