- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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