- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

what do u call a apple a apple

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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