- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

The Holocaust.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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