- Anti Joke

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Womens Rights

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

a man walked into a bar....

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat