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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

whats white and pointless? chalk.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Potassium? K.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.