- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

Sex education in Texas,

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

Justin Bieber

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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