why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Obama

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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