what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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CRY

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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modern love

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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Needless to say,

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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Women.

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