- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

kill yourself

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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