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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Justin Bieber's mother.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

suck my balls mr.garison

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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