- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

Because she has down's syndrome

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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