Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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Your Mom!!!

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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