Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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Your face

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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