- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

Your face

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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