- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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