A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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homosexuals are gay

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Knock Knock Come in.

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Anti Joke

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