why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Your future.

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

He--Hey guys

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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