- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

vaginas are pretty!!!!

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

Knock knock! Ding dong.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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