- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

What's red, blue & green all over?

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

xavier stop

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