- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

Catholicism.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

There's my tractor.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

The government

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."