- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Do you know the muffin man? No

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Your mother is average.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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