What's 9+ 10?! 19

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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more like nig!

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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