titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

My penis is big... not.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

Mitt Romney

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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