Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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CORRECTION TO THE COMMENT BELOW! Its a WIN/WIN/WIN/WINWINWINWINWINWIN (WIN For at least 30 more minutes)/CUUUUM!/"SORE ASS WHINING CHILD Gonna grow into a slut SITUATION!" friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man The Anti-Christ: Do not thumb me down unless you want to feel the big burning hot spear of darkness, and you do not... You better don`t be or become a sore ass kid you allshole if you know what I am saying... Yeah! Thats right! You better fear me! Because the angrier you look... The more offended you become... The better you are starting to look...

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woman..parallel parking

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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