- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

whats good about poland... fukk all

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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