- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

What do vampires cross the sea in?

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

I just drank a cola.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

you and your family will die tonight

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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