- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Roses are red, Violets are violet

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

An Artic Storm.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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