how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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Anti Joke

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