Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

A Jew walks into Macy's

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

the holocaust

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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