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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

Knock Knock Who's There 42

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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