i have an apple. now suck my dick

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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