Okay, after this one then...

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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