suck my balls mr.garison

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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anal seepage

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Catholicism.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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