A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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