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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

Whats an Anti Joke

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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